external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008

Penisalicious

When the dick is just too, too much.

Hey, did you see Jerry last night?
I did, his dick was penisalicious.

by NebuTekk January 11, 2016

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

penistating

Putting a penis in a vagina

I was penistating my girls vagina

by Ihatefortnite901 January 9, 2021

Penisballs

penisballs. exactly what the name is.

let me see them Penisballs

by dababyfanaccount257 March 24, 2021

Penistralia

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.

Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"

by Estretoseten February 27, 2015

PeniStation

An accurate word for the POS cranked out by Sony and filled with crappy sports games that are only bought by people who wouldn't know a decent game or system if it was dropped on their nads while they slept. Of course, there are a few games that are an exception to the rule, but they can be counted on both hands. Fuck, the only good games on the system are games that were cloned from tried and true methods of development and gameplay that evolved on better consoles. It is the reason I hate Square Enix, because they made addictive games on the PlayStation, forcing me to buy the damned system. I still think Final Fantasy VII could have been just as good on the N64.... *grumbles on and on about the system's flaws, gets bored, and goes and plays a fun game on his DS...

PeniStation 1, 2, and 3... collectively the biggest douche- and shovel-ware series Japan ever threw up.

by aka_Pyro May 6, 2007