Penisless

To be without a penis.

Seda has no penis so he is penisless .

by Jorge Radley December 12, 2008

penislessness

The state of not having a penis

You are just mad because you suffer from penislessness

by Raziel April 28, 2003

penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick October 10, 2007

Penisil

A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate.

Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"

Doc, "Where does it prickle son"

Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning"

Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day"

Man, "For how long?"

Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!"

Later that day....

AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again.

by whatstheword October 3, 2012

penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

by Tom997 February 19, 2009

penifile

Someone who loves or loves to play with pens.

A person who click his pen incessantly must be some kind of penifile.

by kImMiE! November 22, 2011