Penis Flytrap

(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.
Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.
by prockstar November 16, 2010
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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."
by BdazzL March 20, 2007
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Also another name for a Vagina.
by JB Ellard June 19, 2005
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penis flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."
by BdazzL March 20, 2007
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Penis Flytrap

The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.

As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.
"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"

"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."
by chiicheo February 26, 2022
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Penis Flytrap

Also known as penis captivus is uncommon action in intercourse where the muscles in a vagina clamp down on the penis more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw or better yet when the penis gets trapped in the vagina
"Oh no I got caught got in a penis flytrap"
"Jade is got a penis flytrap bro"
by hannahwalstunnnna March 28, 2018
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Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!
I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!
by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023
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