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Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it
My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time
by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021
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Penis Colada

by Murph January 16, 2003
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Penis Colada

A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.
Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!
by Torso69 June 11, 2009
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penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...
jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada
by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010
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penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"
marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection
by anjie July 24, 2004
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Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.
girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"
by notlands July 13, 2020
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Penis Colada

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis
by dhill November 2, 2003
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