the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.
by notlands July 13, 2020

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis
by dhill November 2, 2003

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada
by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.
Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!
by megaloptera December 7, 2022

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada
*name has been changed for protection
*name has been changed for protection
by anjie July 24, 2004
