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Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.
girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"
by notlands July 13, 2020
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Penis Colada

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis
by dhill November 2, 2003
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Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada
I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby
by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016
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Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.
Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!
by megaloptera December 7, 2022
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penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...
jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada
by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010
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Penis colada

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.
by masterofrpg March 12, 2004
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penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"
marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection
by anjie July 24, 2004
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