penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

by privatmike August 20, 2009

penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006

penius

a person who's main course of study is the penis, and constantly flaunts his penis knowledge to others.

Dennis Rodman: I know more about penis than anyone in this room. I bet you couldn't even locate the seminal vesical.

preist: That may be true Mr. Rodman, but there is no reason to act like a penius during Sunday mass.

by privatemike September 19, 2009

penius

orig. from Ralph and some hollowhead.

Someone with excessive knowledge of the male genitalia.

My girlfriend in a penius.

Most males become peniuses during puberty.

by NAYL January 25, 2005

Penius Genius

Someone who thinks with their penis

Charlie Sheen is a penius genius, he thinks with his dick.

by casualpunk May 29, 2015

penius

something men force woman to place in theirs mouths and shove it down their throats, whilst trying not to gag and suck on until the man cums and then the poor females have to swallow the disgusting salty flavoured substance.

1.Oh My God! You expect me to put that in my mouth, huni my throat just aint designed to fit that monstrosity.

2. wheres the rest of it???

3.awwww, how cute its hiding....what thats it?(disappointment)

by a woman April 3, 2005

penius

a genius about random penis facts

Todd is such a penius, I never knew so much about penises until I talked with him.

by Humbero Bumberto February 24, 2008