A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
by Lithuania man February 26, 2021
Man who wait Penalty to score on party
I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals
I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals
Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo
by Dataing July 24, 2020
A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
by John Koraski August 25, 2020
A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan
by Stewie246 December 28, 2022
A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire
by Seuiwy April 21, 2023
Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)
Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg
“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic
“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”
“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic
“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”
by ြြြ March 29, 2023
A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.
Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023