penjack

verb: the act of getting your pen stolen

My friggin boss penjacked me!

by Trx Al July 2, 2007

Penjalum

SLANG
After the first time you've had sex with a certain person, the man picks up the panties of the woman, hangs them from his index finger and dangles them back and forth in the fasion that a penjalun moves.

After I hit that, I had to do the PENJALUM with them panties.

by Mr 510SAM January 3, 2010

penanal

acting or behaving as a typical male would before inserting his penis into the anus of another being, either male, female, or animal

He was acting very penanal at the sporting event today, all of his friends told him to relax but he couldn't get his erection down...

by Laughalilbit November 18, 2013

penjacked

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.

Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!

by Alex Dres November 8, 2007

Penjazzle

To decorate one's penis with crystals and or sequins; the male equivalent of vajazzling.

I realised my boyfriend was gay when I noticed his rainbow patterned Costa Rican Penjazzle when I gave him a blowie.

by sandchild187 March 5, 2011

penjani

Telling someone you'll be there in 10 minutes and then arriving six hours later

Don't penjani me again.

by busu389 October 19, 2015

pentajawn

When all Philly sports teams are actually worth wearing your shirts for because they are actually all playing good.

Bill: yo youse seen how deez phitin phils been poppin off? How about dem igles??
Sam: yeah it’s a PentaJawn kinda year. Everyone is doing good! We might actually have a reason to grease the polls this year!

by Delcoisass October 28, 2022