penasourus

a very large penis-like dinosour

dude i was watching land before time and the huge t-rex was fighting with the even BIGGER PENASOURUS

by mrtacomancan24 November 8, 2009

peanahsis

the family friendy word for penis. peanahsis.

guy 1- wow you have a huge peanahsis
guy 2- thanks yours is kinda small for a peanahsis

by storm~san May 11, 2022

penass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

Penassed

When a guy is hitting on a girl and stands very close behind her causing his penis to be up against her ass.

Vagassed: female version

That guy was so close to me that I was totally penassed.

by Lindsy T December 17, 2008

Penash

Basically a word for every occasion

Oh penash! (omg)
nice penash (nice stuff)
u penash (u idiot!)
that's penash (that's bad yo)

by are.u.sure.about.that May 29, 2018

penalsexual

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

penasia

A Louis C.K. definition of cock that doesn't exist, but should.

Mark knew that Rick was a fan of the cock, but had no idea until Ricks lips closed around his shaft just the kind of savant of sucking penasia that Rick was.

by fawkstrot August 10, 2009