pagro

to be passive aggressive, being agro while stating that you are not agro.

I smoked all the weed, but instead on calling me out, my flatmate was just pagro for weeks.

by FranzE October 3, 2021

paolo san pedro

1. These kooks have no idea what being PAOLO SAN PEDRO is. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
2. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is the coolest kind of PAOLO.
3. PAOLO SAN PEDRO used when a conversation goes silent

-That was fucking PAOLO SAN PEDRO man, that dudes head flew off.

-Dude let's go drinking then go totally PAOLO SAN PEDRO.

Man 1: That dude just shitstomped the pachuli's out of Gino.
Man 2: Woah! PAOLO SAN PEDRO!!!

by Silversurfer88 March 22, 2008

João Pedro

An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.

"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"

by fish vs octopus May 29, 2016

Pedro Pascal

The internet's daddy

"I'm your daddy"- Pedro Pascal

by www.suckit.com February 13, 2023

Pedro Pascal

Your cool slutty father

Person 1 : OMG have you seen this guy ?!
Person 2: Yes, that's Pedro Pascal.
Pedro : Hi. Slay... and yass

by Fool5febH February 20, 2023

Pedrobear

Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:

Pedrobear: Me gusta

8 year old: ?

Pedrobear: Me gustas tu

8 year old: ....?

Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?

8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D

*Pedrobear drops his pants*

*8 year old runs away screaming*

by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011

Tingling pedro

Your dark haired upper lip spic stash gives the girl the best box munching experience she's ever had. most commonly used on married women in rich white neigborhoods.

"my husband was out of town, luckily the landscaper was able to give me a tingling Pedro"

by Minkdaddy20 May 31, 2017