peeHOE

A hoe in congressional debate that flirts with the Presiding Officer in order to get an early speech in the round as well as get more questions than normal under "random".

She got the first aff in the round cuz she kept flirting with the PO, what a peehoe.

by bhaveshbankalankasharma February 7, 2018

Peewee Herman

A former childs love who got caught for masturbating in the XXX theater publicly. Can be known as a verb for masturbating.

Damn that guy was doing peewee herman at 85 MPH!

by McCareins81JETS December 23, 2004

peewee

Maybe small in stature but big thing come in small packages. They are hard working, kind,laid back and fun to be around. They are very caring and have lots of friends.but do not underestimate. They are very protective of there children, significant other and family. They are one of a kind.

Anyone would be lucky to have a peewee.

by ladyluck86 December 15, 2014

Peeweezer

A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.

*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh

*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy

* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer

*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer

*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer

*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"

*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"

*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"

by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021

Peewee

That kid who’s balls never fell with a small dick we call him peewee

Listen peewee she is looking to feel good, not be understood.

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Peewee Herbsman

A individual who often engages in the act of rolling pinner joints or blunts.

Is that a gram you got rolled in that wood fam? Man's a real Peewee Herbsman.

by Rouleng Payhpurz November 1, 2015

Peewee

The guy who got caught having too much fun in the theater.

Now the parent's hate him, even though they've probably whacked off before.

I bet you've thought about doing "it".

by Steve Ed. April 8, 2004