peesy

Describes the feeling when you need to pee.

Jake feels quite peesy. Can you stop the van?

by cheesus chrust September 30, 2009

Peescape

The act of using the excuse of "going to the washroom" in order to escape an awkward or undesirable social situation or encounter.

Sally: "Where did you disappear to last night? Last I saw you were dancing with that guy!"

Lucy: "He started dry-humping my back, so I peescaped!"

by anthubc2010-peescape October 9, 2010

peeshaleesh

The nickname for a penis. Usually used when speaking about a penis to a child.

Son, put your peeshaleesh away! Thats why you wear pants!

by cooldude921 November 11, 2010

Peestapated

You really have to pee but you can't b/c if your surroundings

I was in the bathroom and there was to many people so I got peestapated

by Dgsdbffueebdkdiehekdbj July 20, 2016

peesant

another word for peasant

I saw a peesant in the distance.

by aysob_ay212 August 28, 2020

Peestapation

When you go to pee, but it's stuck and nothing will come out.

Jon: Hey Bill, why are you back from the bathroom so soon?
Bill: I'm peestapated up the wazoo, mang
Jon: Ah, peestapation; I've been there, I wonder if it can happen to girls

by sexlover69butwithgirlsguysstop December 14, 2013

Peesparagus

Your smelly pee after you eat asparagus.

That grilled asparagus was delicious, but I sure had some nasty peesparagus afterwards.

by Drewcifee November 7, 2017