pedotache

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

Often seen on men experimenting with, or in the initial stages of, growing a moustache.

Often seen in conjunction with a Pedobeard.

Dude, you need to shave. You're developing a real pedotache.

Nice pedotache, mate.

by hellofromfiji April 26, 2011

Pedostachian

A man (or mustached woman) with a pedostache. See pedostache. Originated from pedo (pedophile) stache (mustache) and -ian (person who).

I took my son out of his new daycare when I found out his teacher was a pedostachian.

by Confuzzle June 1, 2011

pervstache

noun: a word that describes the mustache of a pedophile/future pedophile (or that of Michael Cleveland). For the full grown pedophile, the mustache is normal facial hair usually in the style of a fumanchu or something of the sorts. Now for the future pedophile, it is STRICTLY baby hair in the stache & goatee style.

WHOA! Look at the pervstache on that one!

by everyday09 March 27, 2007

Pedostacne

Word made by a lanky fat hoebag from a discord server which doesn’t mean anything

Nice pedostacne

by Zahidullah December 20, 2022

Pedostacne

A new way of saying pedostache

Ibz and pyro have pedostacnes

by paki^2 December 20, 2022

Pedistache

A mustache that resembles that of a pedifile. Usually worn by ominous-looking men in In n OUt.

OMG! Look at the guy in that In n Out! He's got a HUGE pedistache!

by Daniel(a)Daniel(a) February 4, 2009

pervstache

pervstache a thin wispy moustache commonly worn by perverts,rapists,stoners and brain dead teenagers. This style is a message to the outside world to run because if you don't you will wind up in some perverts basement,

Where did kelly go? I last saw her with some gu with a pervstache so most likely dead. Pervstache the universal sign of perverts everywhere

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018