parnis

A small flaccid penis

It's hard for me to urinate with this parnis

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

pernis

a high-quality top notch penis of coarse

man cody has suck a big pernis

by gnrredneck August 30, 2003

Pearlist

A person who believes in the use of

Physical
Evidence
And
Reasoned
Logic

As opposed to a FLAWSist

Sir, Do you believe in god?
Good grief no, I am a pearlist.

by SPACKlick April 14, 2010

Pearisburg

an ity bity town that is wayyy cooler than any big city but there is nuthin to do down there.. about an hour south of Blacksburg

"Good God im so borred i feel like im in a Pearisburg"

by Jessie Journell August 6, 2008

peaniss

A posh person's penis

Your peaniss is positively spiffing

by Peaniss February 18, 2007

pernis

a nerds penis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

by COCk June 10, 2003

parnis

the hole at the tip of a penis in which urine flows through.

guy 1: dude, my fuckin parnis is sore.
guy 2: wtf is a parnis?
guy 1: your fuckin penis hole, dude.
guy 2: your retarded.

by tayluhhh December 28, 2005