sharp and pearlies

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Pearland

A city South/South-East of Houston, Texas. Largely known for the champion football team, the Oilers.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.

Person 1: Yo, there's a party in Pearland!
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.

by Trill OG October 14, 2011

Pearlvine

Thick and sticky pearl colored woman’s ejaculate from a clitoral orgasm that gently falls from base of vagina.

Man! That chick let go a fine Pearlvine when she came!

by JeremyBlack753 May 30, 2023

pearland

the baddest most gangster town out there

that boy chris is from pearland, dont fuck with him

by who is chris September 1, 2004

pearldiver

one who fishes sperm from anothers bunghole.

that trick became a pearldiver lastnight.

by tonia corrected by mike February 2, 2007

Pearlie Necklace

See Pearl Necklace

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

pearldiver

a man who likes to have anal intercourse

what a friggen pearldiver.

by tonia mike January 27, 2007