peached

another secret word to hide from the BOOMERS to say you are high or baked

kutter "bro you okay",
Wang "bro I'm peached af rn"

by I get depression when i nut December 20, 2019

Peached

When you get pranked by someone repeatedly singing "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches," to the tune of the Jack Black song "Peaches" from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Man 1: "Hey dude did you see what happened in New York yesterday?"

Man 2: "No, what happened?"

Man 1: "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches"

Man 2: "Damn I just got Peached"

by EGS99 April 10, 2023

Peached off

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.

Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!

by UAW977 June 15, 2015

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.

Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

by Lside Boy...of course April 3, 2009

Peaches and cream

NJ said he means it as 'very pretty and soft skin'. So, don't get it wrong next time. smh

RM: Seokjina, peaches and cream, you're sweeter than sweet.
SJ: Stop with your lame pick up line, Joonie.

by musclepig October 20, 2016

peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

by preserum February 25, 2019

Potomac Poached Egg

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

by guitargodrob January 17, 2011