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A creature that lurks around the streets of Glenferrie, known to mankind as the 'Lee'
oh no that pest just signed onto msn, i better put him in a contact group all by himself, so he can be excluded and lonely forever
by ddv1000 March 6, 2009
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Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."
by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008
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Post Election Selection Trauma.

Something that mentally ill liberal voters suffer from because their guy lost a democratic election.

These leftnut shitheads are SHOCKED by democracy.
Get over it ya bastards,your guy fuckin lost!
by eat shit and die November 20, 2004
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A bloke that doesn't have a type and goes for anyone with a pair of tits and a set of long nails, even if she has had a child removed by social services. No standards and plagues girls on Facebook and Instagram and follows any model wannabe thinking they might get some love in return. Usually goes to the gym, lifts weights, has tattoos and has no brain cells to think or do anything other than that...
Clive is a total fucking pest
by Beejuice June 14, 2016
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"Boi, get off away from me your a pest!"
by hehehehi May 20, 2018
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Describes:
A rabbit.
Every member of PETA
A rat.
A mouse.
A few birds, excluding birds of prey and songbirds.
Guy: *sees rabbit* Are you here to be a pest again... You know what, fuck it, let's bust out the 22lr.
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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An inebriated individual that gets handsy with their work mates at an end of year work function. A pest is not gender specific, they may be male or female but are still equal amounts of annoying.
Pest : Its ok you love it.
Victim : Piss off you pest, stop touching my nipples.
by soreTechoNips November 11, 2020
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