pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

palooning

the action of clouding a young, developing, yearning mind with false ideology.

‘theres no such thing as the medulla oblongata’
‘STOP PALOONING ME WITH YOUR PROPAGANDA’

by eyerod22 April 21, 2022

Pistoning

piss-ton-ing
(verb)

Rapid back and forth motion contained within the ass (closed first or otherwise) without removing the hand.

(see also: Fisting)

Him: So, how do you like to get fisted?
Me: Pistoning is my favourite! Piston my hole so fast until I cum without jerking off.

by PureTea January 9, 2023

Paxtonith

A very hot and sexy person, thinks people names lilee are annoying

That guys over there is like paxtonith, duh!

by Paxton 👽 January 31, 2025

Paloning

Paloning (from the Finnish word palonen "burnt") is the act of burning out your colleagues. A worker who is paloning already exists as a burnt up husk of a worker, but frustrates their colleagues to no end, leading their colleagues to experience both physical and emotional burnout.

"I feel so awful, I don't want to go to work when he is there"
"Sounds like he's paloning you...I'm so sorry you have to work with him"

by Hyivittu69 April 12, 2025

Pardoning Mr Pickles

A gentle, prolongued masturbation session

DO NOT come in, I'm pardoning Mr Pickles

by Tubby Hollandaise July 2, 2025