Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
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1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
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