Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004

Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.

Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?

by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007

Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.

“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”

by NTW Prick January 31, 2019

Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

patchouli

A pungent scented oil usually worn by those who live an alternative or bohemian lifestyle. ie:Artist, musicians hippies, bikers, punkrockers etc.

"What is that wild smell?" "It's patchouli."

by mobtownlove August 27, 2006

patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha

"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."

by oblivion July 29, 2004