Pactards

Fans of Manny Pacquiao who are uninformed and know absolutely nothing about the sport of boxing except anything related to Manny Pacquiao or when Floyd Mayweather will fight him.

On December 8th 2012, I was watching the Pacquiao-Marquez PPV card in a sports bar down in my city and while one of the undercard fights was going on between Yuriorkis Gamboa and Michael Farenas (a Manny Pacquiao look-a-like), a group of Pactards shrieked out of nowhere when they saw a cut on his face yelling "oh no manny" not aware that it wasn't Manny Pacquiao who was fighting at the moment.

by pimpgoz January 11, 2013

Petardy

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

by Loranne May 20, 2009

Paturdity Leave

The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.

Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.

Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?

by gus_dodge March 9, 2005

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

partard

PARtially reTARDed or just really stupid

wow matt is such a fucking partard

by speshul_K September 10, 2005

epic pacard

Nickname of John Patrick Luke Pacard, Jamaican national hero and bobsled team leader

Jamaica we have a bobsled team - Led by Epic Pacard

by MISTER OWNINATOR March 24, 2008