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Third Party Face Palm

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013
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Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'
cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.
by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006
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Pasta Face

He looked up at me with a pasta face.
by NailsBakingBandit December 11, 2014
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Copy-Paste Face

When someone's face is exactly the same in every one of their photos/selfies they have a "copy-paste face". It's as if someone cut out their face from one photo and pasted it in every other photo.
Barb: look at my photos from my vacation in Vegas, Sharon! I had so much fun.
Sharon: *looks at photos* I'm sorry to tell ya, Barb. But you have a copy-paste face. You look exactly the same in every photo!
by Chocolaitchipcookie September 21, 2016
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Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.
"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."
by Big Zappa August 17, 2009
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Face Party

Oral Sex. The act of cunnilingus or fellatio.
guy 1: Dude, your girl is in a good mood
guy 2: I gave her a Face Party this morning!
by Sinister_tounge December 16, 2012
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Face Paste

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."
by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009
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