Pasture Party

When you go to a party that has a overwhelming amount of chunky/fatties and you want to describe the party or gathering to your friends.

"So, should I come to the party you are at? No It's a complete pasture party, cows and hogs everywhere."

by Mick Pasture May 29, 2009

PASTURE PRINCESS

The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.

Synonyms: Wife Material

Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"

Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."

by Potter/Tioga memes September 8, 2018

pasture frisbee

A flat, dried out, sometimes moist, semi circular, piece of cow dung used to throw like a frisbee. More often than not at someones face.

I chucked the gnarliest pasture frisbee at him last night while we were cow tipping.

Why is there a pasture frisbee on my pillow

by 2fastnloose May 23, 2020

pasture pupper

Adorable name for a cow. Used typically by those in the Mid-West due to the actions of the bovine and their large, but playful nature.

"aww, look at the little baby pasture pupper."

by ANOREXICSKELETON December 31, 2022

pasture blasting

The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.

Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.

by yamadog March 26, 2023

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

by SHLA July 24, 2012

the pasture

noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.

Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.

by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009