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pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".
Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.
by mikef91 August 12, 2005
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pastranomi

My favorite class is pastranomi, all we do is study pastrami, the greatest deli meat known to man!
by Blade McGrady September 13, 2010
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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Pastrami

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.
I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.
by Dantrelle February 6, 2008
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Pastrami pussy

When a ho has a pussy dat look like dat deli meat pastrami
Bob:"Yo man, I heard dat Karren has pastrami pussy."
Billy:"Man dat nasty! "
by Darealslimshadey July 2, 2015
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Pearl or Pastrami

A type of vagina.

Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.

Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.
"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."
by Chi Chi Pee Pee November 6, 2018
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pastrami drapes

Loose, hanging labia.Analagous to beef curtains.
I had to worm my way through two inches of pastrami drapes before i was actually inside her.
by T.Wood August 4, 2006
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