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mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.
"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"
by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007
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pasketti

Pasketti is the word children use for spaghetti up until the age of 4. Some adults will also use this word as they are assholes..
Adult 1: We're having pasketti tonight..
Adult 2: It's called spaghetti you useless human being..!
by Spaghettiwarrior January 11, 2017
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on topa pasketti

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!
by Chikki Chikki Boom Boom January 18, 2017
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parketing

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.
John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.
by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013
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paskewich

the total state of being awesome; crunkest man alive
Guy1:dude, did you see lil jon in his new video?
guy 2: Yea Man! When lil jon gets crunk hes so paskewich
by jimmy manovich May 25, 2006
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packeting

by pat_ February 22, 2003
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packeting

in computer networking, a packet is a formatted unit of data carried by a packet mode computer network. Packeting is simply sending these data packets.
A: I pinged you a while ago. I am still waiting for response :s
B: How come? I was just packeting you :s THIS IS WEIRD DEWD!
by LaPT March 31, 2011
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