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Parts

Parts is another way of saying i want you to be my girlfriend/boyfriend. and or it is also another way of saying i want to have sex with you.
refers to sex
guy:can i get parts?
girls: lol sure!!
or

refers to dateing
guy: i want parts
girl:sure!!
by d-nasty1122 November 16, 2011
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Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
by new2UD December 18, 2011
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Part

Guy 1: "How you holdin up after that break up man?"

Guy 2: "Terrible...she broke my part. I won't get hard for anyone for months."
by Ad Hominem September 19, 2016
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no no parts

MAN: Hey lady!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017
mugGet the no no partsmug.

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.
I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.
by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007
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Part

When you push a fart out and pee comes out with it.

Story example: I tried to let out a huge fart on my friends face while he was sleeping, on my final push it came out, along with a huge stream of piss. When he woke up, I told him, another friend in the room parted on him. He got pissed and beat him up, later he found out it was me and beat me up too. So in other words, dont try to fart in your friends face or it might turn into a part and you'll end up getting your ass kicked.
Me: Yo I totally parted in ----'s face last night. The next morning he kicked my ass good.

Other guy: Oh man dude thats hilarious!
by shark1669 August 19, 2011
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No Parts

Many might not know, but "No Parts" is "Strap on" spelt backwards! Mind blow, ay?
Porn Star One: "Seeing as I have no parts, I'll use a strap on!"
by Ogran January 6, 2010
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