Parrot Dick

A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.

Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.

by The Lintlicker December 14, 2010

Sneaky Parrot

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.

His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.

by G-$$ April 28, 2011

Parrot

A person who copies other people

F: Hey P
P: Hey P
J: Stop being a parrot
P: Stop being a parrot
L: He’s parrotpranking you
J: WTF

by Ace the simp May 24, 2023

Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

dead parrot

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.

"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."

by irritant August 4, 2004

to parrot

To put your cock on someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

John: I tried to parrot Judy last night!
Bill: Cool story, bro!

Carter: I totally parroted Judy last night!
Eric: Cool story, bro!

Daniel: I can't wait to parrot Judy tonight!
Mike: You motherfucker!

by theParrottron August 14, 2012

Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.

"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."

by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018