Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

by VocabJabber October 17, 2008

Anti-Paperism

The belief that paper is a waste of money, time, and resources and can be replaced by computers. Boomers are often opposed to it and so is the paper industry. A person who believes it is called an anti-paperist

Me: I believe in anti-paperism. There is no reason we need paper, all it does is waste resources
Boomer: But computers are hard to use and think about the paper industry
Me: Ok boomer

by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Paperism

A cult in which you use paper for writing instead of typing. Paperists often believe that cell phones cause cancer. They also seem to think paper is unlimited. Paperists are often boomers who don't know how to type or use a computer

Boomer: I support paperism, I do not want to use these fancy gadgets

by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

South Parkism

A group created by two teenagers who loved South Park enough to start a "religion" about it. It is not a religion yet due to having under 100 members but continues to grow. Created on April 12 2007, the group currently has about 30 memebrs as of 4/1/08. South Parkism has a website (www.freewebs.com/southparkism) where people can read about its origin, cerimonias, holidays, and other facts about the group. South Parkism can be found through myspace as well as facebook, fanfiction, and deviantart. They also have a blog where the creators write about events and news in a style similar to the production blog on South Park Studios.

If you love South Park you should obviously check out South Parkism.

by South Parkism April 1, 2008

ParkerGames

A really good YouTuber, if you ask me! :D

ParkerGames say no example for u boi

by Gabe's Soul :D July 1, 2020

Bumping Parkers

A sexual act in which two males lay butt to butt.

J.R. sure does like bumping parkers with Jakecarl.

by D_Dawg June 26, 2016