Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

the parapalegic

A sexual position when you have a woman in the doggy style position laying belly down on the bed and you bend her legs back and press them to her ass. Giving the illusion that you are pumping a girl with no legs.

"Yo kiefer did give that bitch the parapalegic last night?"

by the hitman02 April 2, 2009

The parapalegic punisher

When a guy fucks a chick in a wheel chair untill she bleeds

Damon loves to give The parapalegic punisher.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

parapalegic ballin'

The act of wrapping a parapalegic in plastic wrap while hes in a wheel chair then throwing him through a basketball hoop. twice.

Chad: hey man, u wanna go parapalegic ballin' later?
Pennington: are we using old man jenkins or betty white?
Chad: prob betty white
Mich: yayyyyyyy

by Cane London August 21, 2010

paraplegia

someone with no arms or legs due to the fact of spinal cord inury or nerve damage

Harry- dans nans a paraplegia because she has no arms or legs LMAO

Pierce- Oh a potato

by Potato man March 4, 2008

Paraplegic Nigga

A nigga who has to sit in a wheelchair and can’t run from the overseers so he was left behind.

Damn, I almost lost every slave in the break out. Thank god I had a paraplegic nigga in my barn.

by Slave seller July 8, 2019