paramedic

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

Parthetic

1. To downgrade to an extreme level of pathetic behavior.

2. When all you've got to say when your ass is cornered is one or a combination of the following: jk, idc, idk, w.e.

Example 1
Dude: The cops decided to search my apartment because they thought a girl was getting raped. I don't have a girlfriend but I know I have nightmares at night.
Other Dude: LOLOL loser, you're parthetic!

Example 2
Parthetic Guy: go get a life!
Girl: no you!
Parthetic Guy: i have one
Girl: better go find it!
Parthetic Guy: idc w.e.

by pineapplefreshlulz April 15, 2009

paramedic

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Paramedic/EMT

Definition: A person in which works on a ambulance, responding to emergency medical situations.

Characteristics : Paramedics are made up of many different types of people! This is what makes them so great. They all have different views and beliefs yet still have a brother/sister hood because they all have a drive to help others. Many Paramedics can come across as blunt ,cold or a little too honest, however they have a protective, soft and caring manner to them as well. They appear strong as if nothing can shake them but understand these people are NOT superheroes! It is not uncommon for them to go home after a shift and cry for an hour about the patient they couldn’t help, the patient who’s was to far gone. Sometimes it happens at random times, like driving home from the grocery store. Although every one handles it differently! They wear there heart on there sleeve and want nothing but the best for there patients.

Some people call these fine individuals Angels but I’m not sure they fall under this category either! Paramedics have a tendency to have the darkest sense of humour and are always shocking people with there jokes. These people are the most badass bitches you will ever meet! If you think the Paramedic/Emts are crazy, you should see the people who marry them!

That Paramedic/EMT looks like a monster with all those tattoos, but there actually the sweetest person you will ever meet!

by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019

Paramedic

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.

Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.

by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011

paraletic

Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions

I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!

by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008

paramedic

An emergency medical technician trained to an advanced level of care that includes the ability to intubate, administer drugs, start IVs, and other invasive procedures.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.

When I crashed my car the paramedics came in the ambulance and took me to the hospital.

by Master Blaster May 30, 2005