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Procreation

Sexing someone of the opposite gender to make a baby.

Religious men who believe procreation is the purpose of marriage probably look at their wives as baby machines.

Procreation is one of the most common reasons people are homophobic.
Some people think that procreation is the purpose of marriage... that’s not true and honestly just stupid.
by garbeargao July 22, 2020
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Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006
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Uncontrollable Procreation

A synonymous term for kinky anonymous sex originated by American economist John Kenneth Galbraith and popularized by hot unmarried college English professors.
Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"

2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."
by Catalanarts September 15, 2010
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faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.
i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
by grinde7 April 3, 2008
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