pants

those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.

Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!

by ranger bill May 20, 2008

pants

In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.

Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?

by Jeffboyo April 21, 2006

pants

Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

His performance was pants. This is pants.

by Billy Shears April 7, 2005

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants

v. The act of pulling down someone's pants

Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there

by Lagman March 12, 2003

Pants

In place of any word deemed innapropriate or foul, use the word "pants". This allows you to get your intentions across, but allows for some humor and a clean mouth as well. Grandma panties is derivitive of pants and is a very bad insult that can mean whatever you wish it to mean, as long as it was originally supposed to be innapropriate.

1. Go to pants!
2. Pants you!
3. Pants off!
4. I'm getting pantsed.
5. You're a pants!
6. I just took a huge pants.
7. Pants, you lookin' gooood!
8. That was pantsing stupid!
9. You're a pants pantsing pants who pantses every pantsing pants that pantsing comes your pantsing way, therefore you and your pantsing pants should go to pants!
10. You're a pair of grandma panties!

by Bacian August 29, 2009

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004