Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019

penophobia

the fear/disgust of the penis

i dont like willies because i have penophobia

by emma May 13, 2005

Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

paleophobia

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).

Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.

by もしら手 May 18, 2013

Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.

1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”

by cosm August 4, 2020

Photophobia

One has Photophobia if
1. they are terrified of having there picture taken
or 2. They refuse to let you take pictures of them in fear that it will turn out bad

I tried to take a picture of my girlfriend to show my friends but she has Photophobia

by Legen- wait for it -Dary May 25, 2010

Phantophobic

The phobia (fear) of Netflix cancelling Julie and The Phantoms.

It’s so phantophobic that we don’t get a season two of JATP

by swagdopecashmuny January 4, 2022