Panto Klamo Goatpen

- proper noun, person
Panto is regarded as the 'original that guy'.
a that guy is commonly found in the background of many pictures and often ruins pictures.

That god damn Panto Klamo Goatpen ruined all my photos from John's birthday party.

by P.K.Gpen March 18, 2009

Panto Polo

When you blow someone up with a proximity mine right before the checkpoint in GTA V.

Oh my gosh he's just been Panto Polo'd

by Ali zahir May 20, 2021

poo poo panto

The way a girl pants (like a dog) after having anal sex. Sometimes her tongue will hang out (like a dog) as well.

I gave it to her in her butt and when I was all done I asked her how it was, but all she could do was poo poo panto.

by Asstronaut October 9, 2010

Rudy Pankow

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

pando moment

A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.

"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."

"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"

Cred: michellegomezofficial on Instagram

by sadtwissystan April 30, 2020

Pancoasted

The effect one encounters after hanging out or being around a pancoast. The effect may include but is not limited to being extremely hungover, missing work (especially if it’s during daytime hours), recklessly spending all of your money, become noticeably agitated with significant other, extreme thirst, and/or waking up in someone else’s house.

I went to my child’s wrestling match with a pancoast, and before I knew it i got pancoasted

by Dehydratedsoup69 May 26, 2018

Rudy Pankow

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

by Pogues for life June 3, 2020