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Drummers patience

The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.
Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.
by Malliot June 5, 2007
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Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.
Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
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Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.
Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
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Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"
I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!
by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008
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Pantene Oppa

OMG! BTS just dropped a hit with Pantene Oppa!
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Patience

Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.
"Patience is such a whore, I love her."
by Pat7979 July 28, 2019
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Panini Press

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.
Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.
by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019
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