Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Pancantankerous

When you are hangry for pancakes

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017

Norse paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.

He's into Norse paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

pagani

Italian sports car manufacturer. Produce ~75 supercars a year, making them much rarer than high-end ferraris.

I was going to buy a ferrari but everyone has one, I decided to by a Pagani instead.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

panangle

The act of goofily waltzing about in a lanky fashion

"I was panangling around the house while cleaning"
"Look at that guy panangle around like a noodle with legs"

by Wobbly_ May 26, 2023