Pander Bear

One who will shamelessly promote themselves, their business, their products, their agenda, etc. on a consistent basis for personal gain. A Pander Bear will often utilize multiple social networks to promote themselves.

All of his updates are about his website-what a Pander Bear!

by Self-confessed Pander Bear June 17, 2009

Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.

Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.

by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024

Black Pander

Similar to black panther. A person who panders to black people (typically whites) because of their own guilt, fear, or self esteem. They typically are democrats who enjoy using a race card for their own self interests.

He’s a black pander when he acts like he cares about racism.

by Facts92 March 2, 2020

Propa-pander

When one gives out good news stories about and individual or organisation, but they really know that the stories are lies - yet do so because it makes them look good to virtue-signalling friends or colleagues.

"Yeah, yeah...she gives a load of money to charity, but she is a real b£tch. They only spread this propa-pander because she is horizontally challenged."

by Archibald Thunderbunker April 10, 2020

PG-13 Pander

When a movie that has mature source material or had previous movies meant for mature audiences by having an "R" rating. To then be dumbed down to a "PG-13" rating in order to pander to a larger audience of teens and tweens, while excluding the actual audience of fans that want the movie to be rated as its source material or previous movie ratings intended. This move is solely used to make a mature property more profitable as a movie, but usually does the opposite since they lost their actual audience's wallets trying to create their own intended audience.

" I cant believe they made super evil spider clowns 2 PG-13 even though the previous one rated R. I'm sick of the PG-13 Pander."

by Globinboopin October 7, 2024

Pandemonium

Absolute chaos as it was foreseen by the forbidden one; junior the morningsnout (june wick, “junifer morningsnout, “j bravo”, etc)

For junior nothing is more beautiful than seeing the fall of mankind and society as a whole so long as the world bleeds and crumbles as the earth becomes juniors to inherit and his children reign free to do as they please……

Aka “the padre of pandemonium” junior the egomaniac is, as known without a doubt.

Pandemonium is what junior stands for since this is the same kid who will choose chaos over love despite countless thotties thirsting for him in his DMs

Junior grimes is TOTAL pandemonium

by Outlooker of omens November 29, 2021

pandcrastinate

verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.

Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.

Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.

To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.

by jes nemo May 8, 2020