Panenis

A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.

That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.

by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011

pandemisexual

Not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex or gender identity, but only feels sexual attraction to another person if they form a strong emotional bond or connection with them first.

This pandemisexual man is willing to sleep with any of his friends who understands his emotions.

by M3l0nh34d May 31, 2021

Pandemisexual

Pandemisexual, is the combination of the sexual orientations pansexual and demisexual. Pandemisexual is the attraction to individuals regardless of gender, apart from only being capable to have a sexual attraction to one of either feminine or masculine individuals of any gender. One would have to have a deep emotional connection to have a sexual attraction towards one of either feminine or masculine individuals of any gender.

My sexuality is pandemisexual.

by The Coochie Connoisseur January 31, 2022

Pandeism

A religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.

You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway

by J.D.G. brj May 3, 2006

Pandemishegoss

Madness that's related to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic.

Oy, this coronavirus! Such a pandemishegoss!

by HeyMikey April 10, 2020

pandeism

Combining all religions into one.

Some people don't have any particular religion - they just pick the best parts of all religions and make it into one pandeism.

by J.D. Golden May 6, 2006

padenis

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021