Palmer

Little crappy town with waay too many cops. Everyone and their mom has slept with everyone and their dad. Known as the sister town to Wasilla but those meth-heads don't have shit on us. Home to the Palmer High Moose, Colony Highschool and Valley Pathways, all schools are known for their high drug use normally related to weed. But what can I say there's nothing else interesting to do here besides eat at Taco Bell, smoke some dooby and party anywhere and everywhere you fucking can.

Ha oh shit I realized I've slept with everyone hot in Palmer already...

by polka.dot March 31, 2011

Palmer

A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!

Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!

by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009

Palmer

Writer of "A History of the Modern World" and the densest, most evil AP European History textbook available. Also, a hot piece of ass.

God, I have to read a chapter of Palmer for class today.

I'd tap Palmer.

by Mom of Troocher March 24, 2008

Palmer

One who buys hundreds of dollars in nutritional supplements and gear, and receives no gains in body definition.

He just spent his paycheck on work out supplements. "Yeah he's a real Palmer!"

by Jelulish April 17, 2011

Palmer

A person who’s mother is a Spanish as tacos, and the father is as white as the Kardashian’s.

I get bullied for being a Palmer.

by Daddy kadden March 21, 2019

Palmer

When you're having sex and who ever is on top slappes the shit out of the other one.

I gave my girl a Palmer last night.

by Neby001 November 17, 2020

Palmer

A fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

In Final Fantasy VII, Palmer is a fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

by Durango January 25, 2007