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palmela

a guys right hand gf....
he jerked off with palmela
by reid January 26, 2003
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Pamella

Pamella is the most beautiful woman one could ever meet. The simplest thought of her warms the heart with a smile; yet only a glimpse of her is enough to make one’s heart melt completely.

Her beauty is pure; it’s absolute. It brings one to question her very existence yet to experience her love is the only way to know oneself; to truly live life.

She remains the most beautiful sight one’s heart will always remember. Her stature is “tiny but mighty” and her warm embrace provides the strength that carries one through any tribulation. Her personality is as warm and bright as sunflowers dancing in the morning light. Like their petals, her long tresses adorn her in a crown of exquisite beauty. And her soothing touch is as delicate as the fringes of those flowers.

The true source of her beauty is from her God, Jehovah, in whom she has allowed to mold her into a beautiful, spiritual woman in every way, inside and out. And more than anyone in the world, she will always love Him more.

That, is the true essence of her beauty.
In over a thousand years from now, one could never meet someone more perfect than Pamella but every moment with her is perfect.
by R0B. October 30, 2018
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Palmalla

Palmalla is a game which includes three things. Tennis Balls, Gas, and a flame. One would take the tennis ball, douse it in gas and light it on fire. The now flaming tennis ball stays lit quite well so it can be used to do almost anything. Even the most boring of activities becomes completely amazing.
T.V.: I was playing Palmalla the other day.
Toaster: Oh shit! really?
T.V.: Yea, it was real fun until my pants caught on fire.
by T.V. July 31, 2008
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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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palmela

UR palm which u use to jack-off
Do u satisfy Palmela? yea i talking to u ese.
by AC June 27, 2003
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Pamella

Her rubescence is as the grace of blushing roses in the morning light and to make her blush is one of life’s most cherished moments.

There are no sacrifices in loving her because within her love one gains everything.

To experience her love is the beginning of life; even more, to be loved by her is life itself and to lose her love, everything perishes with it.

She is the personification of ceepy. The one she loves she squeezes until left gasping for air, yet she is the very reason his heart continues to beat.

The freckle of her eye twinkles brighter than any shooting star. With her is the secret to happiness and to make her smile is life’s greatest gift. At daybreak she becomes the first thought that warms his heart, and at night, she is the one that beautifies his dreams.
Pamella is the purest form of beauty.
by R0B. November 1, 2018
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palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!
All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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