Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with
I am talking to Palmela Handerson
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Palmela Handerson

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.
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Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

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Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.
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Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
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