The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.
I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009
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Palesited • Palesite • palestined • polested • Palestein • Palasite • Paleated • Palestiened • Palestined (v) • Palsied
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Get the got Palestined mug.As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 12, 2015
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A - Oh my god, B, look at this, yet another "free palestine" comment!
B - Again? What post is it under this time?
A - It's a NBC post about a train accident that killed a few hundred people in a south asian country!
B - Oh god, those palesites are out of countrol! They pretend to care about innocent lives being lost in the middle east, but clearly they haven't the decency to at least respect those who died in this particular accident that has absolutely nothing to do with the conflict!
A - Agreed, these palesites ought to be deported and sent to Palestine to fight since they love it so much!
B - Again? What post is it under this time?
A - It's a NBC post about a train accident that killed a few hundred people in a south asian country!
B - Oh god, those palesites are out of countrol! They pretend to care about innocent lives being lost in the middle east, but clearly they haven't the decency to at least respect those who died in this particular accident that has absolutely nothing to do with the conflict!
A - Agreed, these palesites ought to be deported and sent to Palestine to fight since they love it so much!
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