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Palsied Walrus

The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.
I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009
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Palestein

A name (humour intended) for Israel/Palestine: Palestine with lots of European and American Jews (with German names) living there.
With a surname like Nussbaum, he'll fit in fine in Palestein.
by Baal-Peor June 24, 2010
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Palestined

When you punch someone and then get him in trouble when he punches you back.
"Tom got suspended for punching Billy after Billy punched him. He got Palestined."
by PankaPonk October 25, 2023
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plested

1. to ejaculate on someone (past)

plest

1. cum
2. jizz
I totally plested that girl.
by jacob plested April 12, 2008
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got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.
He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).
by vugatti October 28, 2023
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unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 12, 2015
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Palesite

A foreigner with no stake in the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine deciding to virtue signal on behalf of the Palestinian side through often obnoxious and sometimes threatening behaviour towards random people on the internet, these unreasonable actions can range from spamming the term "Free Palestine" under every single social media post they come across whether or not the post is relevant to the conflict at all, and harassing anyone who asks them to stop doing so, to gathering in groups and organising protests, riots and engaging in acts of public disturbance by blocking roads, highways while holding Palestinian flags and shouting anti Jewish/Israeli slogans and even beating members of the public whom they believe to be Jewish in some cases.
A - Oh my god, B, look at this, yet another "free palestine" comment!
B - Again? What post is it under this time?
A - It's a NBC post about a train accident that killed a few hundred people in a south asian country!
B - Oh god, those palesites are out of countrol! They pretend to care about innocent lives being lost in the middle east, but clearly they haven't the decency to at least respect those who died in this particular accident that has absolutely nothing to do with the conflict!
A - Agreed, these palesites ought to be deported and sent to Palestine to fight since they love it so much!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024
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