Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010

pwaffle

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

Piffleshit

A piffleshit is a curse word used to label someone with very low intelligence or talent as utter crap. Piffleshits usually can't sing, can't act, can't dance or anything else that really takes talent/intelligence.

The word: "Piffleshit" exists out of 2 words:

Piffle: Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

Shit: Feces or One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities.

Person 1: Do you think X is a good musician?
Person 2: Nah, he's just a piffleshit.

X can be any musician.

by Bunneling January 23, 2013

puffle

a puffle is a small furry creature that penguins in club penguin keep as pets.

Hey look, I got a new puffle named Phil

by McHobbes July 20, 2006

Puffle

v: to attempt to shuffle cards, but instead drop or spill the cards

It's your turn to deal. Shuffle or Puffle.

by nedshero June 19, 2013

Piffle

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"

by BFREASH February 18, 2010

puffle fuck

Noun:

Displeasure order distain for another's emotionally unstable view of ambiguous gender identity or gender "fluidity."

If you want to be taken seriously on scientific subjects, don't be a "puffle fuck."

by Say nay July 9, 2017