Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:
Padraig is the one true God.
Padraig's commandments: -
-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses
-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)
-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig
-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples
There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.
Padraig is the one true God.
Padraig's commandments: -
-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses
-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)
-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig
-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples
There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.
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Some say that if you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. However, this is debatable. Unlike the part about Kate. Which is definitely true.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Mysteriously, the soul-mate of a man named Paraic will more often than not be called Kate. This is a phenomenon which has baffled many for centuries.
Some say that if you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. However, this is debatable. Unlike the part about Kate. Which is definitely true.
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1:what did your boyfriend say?
2: "My pencil:the sword i slay ignorance with, the brush i paint knowledge with."
3: WOW so Hot he's deffinitly one hell of a padraig!!!!!!
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3: WOW so Hot he's deffinitly one hell of a padraig!!!!!!
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