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click padding

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.
Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.
by MelloMan March 28, 2007
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track padding

The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop
Rob : what were you doing last night john?
John: I was track padding your sister
by dominostick January 27, 2015
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Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad
The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding
by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015
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paddington's disease

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease
by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015
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padding

Shots or even scenes which are pointless besides making the film longer.
by Adam January 4, 2004
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stat padding

Also known as "point farming", stat padding is most frequently used in reference to the online game Battlefield 2. Stat padding is the act of recieving undeserved points due to abnormal and unhelpful gameplay.
One of the most common occurrences is when 2 support players go out to the middle of nowhere and alternate tossing a grenade, then resupplying the other, each time getting 1 resupply point.
The extreme of stat padding is when a player coordinates with one or more players on the opposite team to get an enormous amount of kills. For example, a USMC player hides away with 2 MEC medics. The US player will kill one of the medics, then the other will revive him, earning the US player 2 points for a kill, and the MEC player 1 point for a revive, all undeserved. This process can be repeated indefinitely, as the kill does not reduce the ticket count of the other team. This is how some players have best round scores of 800+.
Some players consider skill concentration to be stat padding, but this is simply not true. Running around wielding only a pistol in order to get a pistol badge is NOT stat padding.
On a side note, stat padding violates the EA Ranked EULA. Thousands of players have already had their accounts reset due to excessive stat padding.
mikerotch: dude just keep tossing nades so i can get more resupply points. i need 6 more for veteran resupply.
ipfreely: ok! then u can help me get my expert heal badge!

>>BANNING!!! mikerotch REASON: STAT PADDING!!!
>>BANNING!!! ipfreely REASON: STAT PADDING!!!
by MooseBoys September 18, 2008
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Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
by mort March 21, 2005
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