paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.

a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"

by bentpin April 25, 2016

Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

Paddywhacked

To be killed by an Irishman.

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"

by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009

Paddywhacking

When you have sex with an irish woman

I met this Mick at the bar and we went paddywhacking

by Dwgram September 8, 2022

paddycracker

a rude way to address a white person. Slightly more comical and insulting than cracker.

Asian: Paddycracker!
White:don't call me that!
Asian:hey, chill, we're buds.

by Bob Strawberry July 6, 2007

Paddywacker

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.

“Paddywacker is such a legend”
“I wish I knew a paddywacker”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021