paddy wagon

Paddy wagon may be used all over australia but the term "divvy van" is also used such as at cricket matchs
"your goin home in the back of a divvy van"
by W. February 09, 2004
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When a girl (transexual) whips out her ginormous penis, proceeds to slap her boyfriend in the face and breasts, ejaculates in his hair, shoves a lollipop in his ass, has a horse eat it, then jacks the horse off.
"Dude, my "girlfriend" gave me a paddy wagon last night. Most explosive orgasm ive EVER HAD!!!!"
by Mrsexyrower696969696969 October 17, 2011
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Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans
I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Paddy Wagon

The act of crawling on one's hands and knees through a person or multiple person's legs all the while being spanked on their bottom.
Chris hit a grand slam, so we gave him the paddy wagon to celebrate.
by TheNatural Disaster June 18, 2007
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An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.
I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...
by habeas corpse January 11, 2004
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Paddy Wagon

1. An item used by law enforcers to round up or herd troublemakers, riot actors or general lunatics in the same manner a shepherd uses a sheepdog.

2. A vehicle owned or driven by a man called Paddy.
1. "up shep up shep *whistle* good paddy wagon."

2. "here come the lads in the paddy wagon"
by 1nc4rc3r4n7 March 27, 2009
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Paddy Wagon Bitch

A big, annoying , Ugly ass Fat girl that's a hater.
by FxckyouGiovanna July 19, 2014
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