Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.

Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.

by FallenV August 29, 2025

Shit in a bag and punch it

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.

Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!

by Pretty in wellies March 7, 2007

Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

cheez-it punch

in the act of stealing someones cheez-its you must punch them in the chest yelling cheez-it punch!

benny yelled, cheez-it punch and droped jesse as he ran away with his cheez-its

by silva25 March 10, 2011

post it punch

Is a game played when their is a mass quantity of post-it's at disposal. The game rules are you can punch any one who as a post it on their body. The second rule is , you can only punch the section of the body the post its on.

man 1: "whyd you just put that post it on me"
* gets punched*
man 2 : " POST IT PUNCH!"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

Pinch It Off

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"

by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010