Puddle
A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
Puddle by dankDefine November 9, 2017
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To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.
Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).
Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).
Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”
“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”
“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
puddle
The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.
The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.
In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
puddle by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009
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