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Progress 

Using X-RAY in minecraft to get diamonds, iron, etc.
Bro i just made so much PROGRESS
Progress by TfIsJitterClicking April 2, 2022

Progress 

To Become Russian Babushka
-Hey brah, I noticed your progress picture!

- Thanx bruh frfr, I think I totes look like a Russian babushka, too!
Progress by jankballz February 1, 2023
Anything that makes an urban elite liberal feel better. Oftentimes, it takes on the form cause-du-jour advocacy, with a previous day's cause being almost completely forgotten.
Person 1: Did you see the article in today's Post about gender-affirming care for non-binary students? It's amazing how things get!
Person 2: That's progress for ya!
Progress by Gay Ram Motherfucker October 31, 2026

Progress Quest 

The MMORPG of the future. No human interaction is required. All the boring, tedious elements of popular MMORPG's such as Everquest are removed.
Progress Quest by SenorDingDong September 13, 2003

Progress Reports 

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.
Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."
Progress Reports by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

progress quest 

1. n. A satirical game where the only player input is race and class selection, and starting stat rolls. The game consists of a windowed collection of all the finest aspects of a role-playing game, and progress bars to represent various aspects of your character, with no purpose other than to give the player the comfort of "watching their numbers go up" without so much as lifting a finger.

2. v. To reach a point in an RPG where achieving any goal is simply a matter of following an algorithmic process.
1. See www.progressquest.com

2. "If I cast these mad buffs, this broken DOT spell, and hit this guy six times with my sword, he dies. Then I repair my EQ, rest, and he respawns. I get all these fatty lootz, and my numbers just keep going up!"
"Way to go, man. Sounds sort of like Progress Quest."
progress quest by dangerCake March 28, 2005
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